Dear beloved live and died citizens, aliens, shrimplings, and shrimp,
Did you know that in reality we are inside the dream of someone who went in a coma approximately 13 years ago, and had unknowingly begun the universe and formed the our galaxy 1/2 years later in their imagination, then spawned the first creatures that would then either evolve into the animals here today or go through the unfortunate or maybe fortunate tragedy of going extinct before even getting a chance to even perceive and comprehend the upbringing and downfall of the 20th century?
Sincerely, WagonTheGreat.
Just to let you know, this is fictional and is a hoax just like I said in the title... or is it?